Well everyone, you are in for a treat today, I have found something that is truly mind blowing and almost incomprehensible. Leave it to a group of asshole frat boys to conjure up an idea so outrageous, stereotypical and cliche its almost unbelievable. Ok so let's think, what two things equal the essence of a college frat bro? Well one thing that comes to mind is the ritual these prehistoric neanderthals take part in every year. Im talking about the hazing rituals used to strip the humanity and breakdown a young fraternity pledges mind and spirit. More specifically the tool used during those hazing rituals, the frat paddle. And the second thing should be obvious, but for those who are wondering, it's longboarding.
So if we were to be living in an alternate universe where this idea might be a legitimate idea, we might see a fuckin frat paddle crossed with a longboard, but we dont live in an alternate universe and yes this idea is fuckin real!!
Say hello or go fuck yourself to fratboards.com. This is truly the most disappointing thing I have seen in my entire life. Take a look at what we are dealing with.
I just cant believe this is actually real.
Have fun perusing the fratboards.com website, it is pure comedy.
Hell has frozen over.
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